Friday, September 15, 2006
today, u ppl shall hear abt the wonderful story abt this person whom i shall name, her. LOL her story is so WONDERFUL, tt i dunno where to begin. ahem. ok lets jus start from the beginning, er....whereever it is 0.oher is, as wad her family members say, deaf...not really deaf la but coz she's old, so got hearin prob. so every morn when she wakes up, she brushes her teeth, eats her breakfast and whatsnots. after she has done all tt, she'll on her chanting music and start chanting. the music starts with a 'gongggggggggg' sound, and tts when i noe its 9am already. [pls rmb she has hearin prob so the 'gonggggggggg' sound is louder than wad u can imagine. LOL] i'll usually ignore tt and fall back to slp. i duno wad time she usually stops chanting, but at arnd 10am, she'll on the tv WITHOUT FAIL. and guess wads playin on the tv ? chinese freaking opera which goes, ' clink clink clank clank eeeeeee orrrrrrrrr orrrrrrr eeeeeee and some freaking woman-with-a-super-high-pitch-voice-trying-to-screech-her-head-off starts, erm..screechin her head off.
so a usual day for me starts with a breakfast of *quoted*chinese freaking opera which goes, ' clink clink clank clank eeeeeee orrrrrrrrr orrrrrrr eeeeeee and some freaking woman-with-a-super-high-pitch-voice-trying-to-screech-her-head-off.*quoted* so everyday i hav to tell myself to forgive her, coz u still rmb she has hearing prob? yeah..so i cant blame her. if ure wonderin hw loud it is, lets jus say sometimes i can even hear the high-pitch-woman breathing. okok i admit im exagerrating*spelling* but its just LOUD.
BUT, (well theres always a BUT to a story right) sometimes, her hearin is WONDERFULLY perfect. and by sometimes i mean only, and ONLY, when her daughters and sons are around. ok, now.....i duno wads her freaking-bird-shit problem. when its jus me and the maid and her at home, i can hear every single thing the tv is playin, but when her children are around, she ons the sound to a real minimum, but still talks to them as if she has problem hearin. 0.o WTH! so now, im confused as to whether she has hearin prob, or not.
here's more things to make me more confused. when we get home at nite, usually arnd 9pm++, she's in bed already. but when she hears the 'tiak' sound from the lock, she's out of her room immediately. if she has to on the sound on the tv so bloodygoddamned loud, how come she is able to hear the soft 'tiak' from the lock ? 0.0 im.....seriously......baffled.....
kk i tink tts enuff for nw. this is jus part 1 of her story, i'll be back with more stories in a short while. stay tuned ! roflll. anyway, without sayin who she is, i tink u all already noe. LOLL.