Friday, September 15, 2006
note to readers: pls read part1 before u read this. and for those who found part1 borin or wadeva, u may choose to leave now. for those who are interested, pls read on. =)brief intro to this woman: 80+++++(i dunno her exact age la), has asthma, has a jerkyl and hyde personality (did i get the names right? wadeva la, u understand wad i talkin abt can already). now let me elaborate abt the J&H personality.
the J personality appears when her children ARE NOT around. the H personality appears when her children ARE around. this J person, is healthy, strong. she is at home 24/7, so besides chantin, eatin, watchin tv, sleepin and talkin to her plants, she has nth else to do. borin riteeeeeee, but.....VOILA !!!! she found herself a CCA where she is the chairman and its a one-member-only kinda thing. LOLL. her CCA ? bein kaypo. im sure every nook and cranny in the house, she already has explored, includin ALL the rooms and storerooms and cupboards. if there's a mouse hole or secret door in the flat, she'll noe. trust me on tt. LOLL. mebbe we shouldnt call it kaypo, but rather, surveillance of the flat and rooms and cupboards. *ahem*
this surveillance thingy takes place everyday, but only when my parents are not around. the only place, or room she cant explore is of coz, my room. =D hooray for the person who invented locks and keys. ROFL. and and and, u noe at the end of the house kitchen on the left side there's like a low wall with window ? OMGWTFWTH good gracious me, SHE CAN CLIMB OVER IT !!!!! i dunno how the hell she manages to climb over the wall WITH NO HELP FROM ANYONE AT ALL except for the chair she stood on, coz i tried it once (when my parent's room was accidentally locked and i had to climb over to their window, and into their room jus to unlock the door), and it scared me half to hell. i wonder where she get her strength from ? she's 80++++ damnit !!
there was no one in the kitchen at the point of time so its pretty obvious she climbed over the wall HERSELF. so when the maid came into the kitchen and saw her on the other side of the wall already, she asked her wad she was doin there. she didnt reply, so the maid walked over to look and wad was the old woman doin ? being kaypo. she was openin up every box to see wads inside. walao eh, kaypo till lidat. ALAMAK !!! she nv tink tt she climb over the wall, later her clothes get hooked den she fall how ? who will kanna scoldin ? the maid la !!! knn, hai ka ki tio hou, gou ai hai pa lang. she so old liao (80+++++), if really fall, cfm every bone in her body break. chicken asshole, her bone all break i dun care, but her children is cfm go scold the maid and not her one right. bloody chicken asshole with no brains. how old liao still dunno how to tink. only noe hw to kaypo and kaypo. zzz
okok, back to her surveillance thingy. whereever she goes in the house, she will wear her in-house slippers. she loves to draggggggggg the slipper when she walks, and it makes this 'shrekk shrekk shrekk' (sound contributed by my maid) sound which is VERY irritatin. but despite it bein very irritatin, im still thankful she ALWAYS wears tt slipper.(i'll explain why in part3). ok, enuff abt her J personality. damn long liao the entry. nexttttttt...the H personality. this appears when her children are around. i duno wad game is she tryin to play, coz when her children are around, she's very well behaved. whenever any of her children are in the house, she'll usually be sittin in the livin room, wearin her sweater and acting weak. children not in the house, WAHHH !! everywhere also can kaypo, walk here walk there so energetic, can scream at maid somemore k !! i tink u ask her run she also can run. lol. den children in the house, sit on the chair pretend to be weak, den walk tt time also walk slow slow. wads her purpose of doin tt ar ? wad is she pretendin for ar? if u ppl noe hor, let me noe k. this weird weird her, i find it very freakish. -_-
k, end of part 2. ps ar, coz i type till the H personality, i tired le, so very short. lolll. part3 comin up !