Friday, September 15, 2006
my purpose of bloggin all this is not to demote her or wad la. but its really gettin on my nerves le. mus find outlet for me to vent on. LOLLL. kk part3........pls read part1 and 2 before readin this. ahaa.as mentioned in part2, i hate the sound her slippers makes, but im still thankful for the fact tt she wears them. im not goin to pretend tt i lik her at all k, coz i dun, and the fact is, i avoid her whenever i can which means, always. now u get a rough idea why im thankful she wears the slippers ? LOLLL. oh i forgot to mention, besides kaypo-ing arnd the house, she loves to ask me qns. hav u eaten ? u not hungry ar ? why u dun wan eat !!! ok, maybe she's jus concerned tt i'll starve myself to death, but everyday answer same qns very sian ok !!! zzz at first startin she ask, i tink she's jus concerned and answer her politely. but i absolutely draw the line at knockin on my door at unearthly hours (8.30am =x) in the mornin, jus to ask me to go eat. EVERYDAY HOR !!!!! knock my door a few times, no one answer den cfm is i sleepin rite. so a normal person will jus walk away and not disturb. but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, she has to knock and knock and knock and knock, louder and louder with every knock till i open the door. this happened durin the holidays k, when there's no sch and all but i get woken up at bloody 8.30am jus to open the bloody door so tt she can tell me,'the table got bread, go and eat.' so everytime i'll jus tell her, dun wan and close the door in her face. rude i noe, but i dun gif a damn.
and everytime i open the door already, she has to peep pass me jus to look into my room. i dunno wad she wan to see la !! so to piss her off for pissin me off, i jus open the door a small crack and use my body to block her view so she cant look into the room. WAKAKAA. there was once, i really got SOOO tulan i could have hammered her into the ground. this was wad happened. she came knockin at the unearthly hours again, and i opened the door. she asked the SAME qns again. so i ans her, 'dun wan, not hungry (in hokkien).' knn, u noe wad she did? she shouted at me sayin, 'everytime ask u eat, u also say dun wan(in hokkien),' den she walked away. i was boilin maddddd and wanted to shout some unmentionable things to her (but i couldnt cuz she was still an elder to me), so i SLAMMED the door as hard as i could. WALAO EH, ppl dun wan to eat also wrong eh. WTF. and since u already noe tt im goin to say dun wan, wtf u still wan to everyday come and knock my door and wake me up jus to give u the same ans again ? still wan shout at me. guai lan sia this woman -_- i go tell mummy wad happened, mummy buay song go and talk to him, and i think he went to scold her. coz after tt day, she nv knocked again. BATTLE WON. wakakaka
eh..if u did realise, i went off topic. okieee..back to the original topic, her slippers. whenever we (me and mummy and sometimes the maid) hear the sound of her slippers, we'll freeze. as in stop everythin we're doin, and listen carefully coz the loudness of the slippers informs us where she is. btw, she's not afraid of my mum, only afraid of her children. coz she noes tt my mum dun dare to scold her (mother-in-law mahh). if we're in the kitchen and she is in her room, tts when the fun begins. coz if we hear her slipper, it means she's up and ready to kaypo again. so we'll listen really carefully jus to noe where is she going from her bedroom. if the sound gets softer, it means tt she's goin to the toilet. but if the sound gets louder, we'll all stare at one another, and start to panic. coz we really hate her comin into the kitchen and lookin at wad we do. look nvm, she wan to chup jit ka (meddle) also. so if the sound gets louder (she's comin to the kitchen), me and my mum, we'll run into the storeroom. LOL !!! hilarious i tell u. then the poor maid will be left at the sink washin the dishes. =X. but the old woman, once she sees that there's only the maid in the kitchen, she's jus go back to her room. if either me or my mum were there, she'll come shrekk shrekk shrekk-ing into the kitchen. if her son also in the kitchen, den she wun come.
ok, so now lets say if im at the fridge, really lookin for food or jus wanna pretend tt i nv saw her, she'll come over to the fridge and ask, 'wad u lookin for(in hokkien).' and its not becoz she wan help u get it or help u find k, is becoz she wanna kaypo and noe wad u doin at the fridge. kayponess at its extreme -_- all the time, i'll jus say, 'oh, nth, see see only.' den i'll close the fridge and get my ass outta there. haha.. and if the maid is there, i'll turn to look at her, she'll be rollin her eyes at me. LOLL this woman, if u answer her wit short answers, she wun dare to ask u much. but if u talk too much to her, tts when her qns engine gets charged up and she'll startin askin u alot of qns. so jus giv her a simple ans, get the hell outta the place and VOILA !!! ure save. rofl.